I have too many profiles on too many sites. I spend the first couple of hours every morning between them and email … BBC News Website … WordPress … Facebook … and and and …
I am Mr. Web 2.0.
Well, yesterday, two of my online friends whom I’ve been chatting with for a little while convinced me to add them as friends on MySpace. I’ve had a MySpace account for years, and I’ve done very little with it. Mostly, I get random invites from women I don’t know who 99.9999% of the time are really just advertisements. So, I’ve never really bothered much.
But, when I added them, I thought, okay … if I’m doing this, I may as well put in a little effort. So, I updated the profile, which makes me more interesting there … like any site …
Today, in email … I got this lovely missive:
Hey dont know if i can interest you, but ive been looking for an older gay man such as yourself to be my “teacher” and show me everything sexually with a man. And you look perfect. im 22 and totally for real..i hope i hope i hope your interested.
Charming. Thank you Jase and Julio.
(I politely declined the offer.)
